It's not private at all. It's fun to think about. I finger myself to your face sometimes. How often do you masturbate?
ooh staaahp it you! Thats flattering, but I feel like I should be a bit creeped out.
Its kind of seasonal. In the fall, winter and early spring its like everyday. Then in the middle of spring it slows down a bit and will only be a few times a week. Then it will come back unexpectedly at some time in the summer and be like twice a day. Idk why
How often do you masturbate?
Thats a bit private dont you think
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